Hangover Food…..

Oh bleurgh, I really should know better, but unfortunately, I don’t. I am feeling more than a little bit dusty after the wedding yesterday.

There can be only one solution :

Hangover Sandwich

Ingredients

  • White shop bought sliced bread
  • Vegan spread
  • Cheating Chicken of your choice

Method

  1. Lather the bread in the vegan spread.
  2. Add all of the cheating chicken. Do not keep any back, put the whole pack in.
  3. Serve with an open fire, a blanket and a trashy movie. You may top with a vegan mayo and a spicy sauce of your choosing.

There are some really important things to be aware of with this recipe. You can very easily mess it up. You absolutely must not do any of the following:

– Use brown bread, artisan bread or home baked bread. No. You need proper shop bought white bread with weird chemicals and additives in.

– Add fruit, vegetables, salad or greenery of any description. The closest thing to vegetables this sandwich should ever come is tomato ketchup.

– Feel bad for eating crap. If you were that bothered about being healthy you shouldn’t have drunk so much wine last night (and the drinking games were definitely not a good idea either). The healthy ship has sailed for the weekend: just eat the sandwich and enjoy it.

Hangover food: The beiger the better

This is as good a recipe as you’re going to get from me today.

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11 thoughts on “Hangover Food…..

  1. I myself had a wee bit of wine on Saturday evening…and a Blue Sky grape soda or three the next day for breakfast. Not exactly a green smoothie… For reasons that escape me, I crave soda when hungover. I do not know why, and what I really wanted was Orange Crush. But grape it was, and at least it was made with cane sugar. And my blanky. And my tv. And an occassional cat who decided to snuggle. Katie above is right, it’s about survival!

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